"Yo man, welcome to my van. You can come join me inside if you want to get a cup of coffee or tea or something.
If not that's okay. Do you want to know a fun fact?
My parents chose my name by using Random Name Generator. The first name that popped up was Digby.
So yeah anyways, you're always welcome in my van. But it will smell like cigs, so i hope you don't mind."